Sky take the biscuit

While always being up-to-date, Sky News can sometimes take the biscuit while trying to be sensationalist: Sky, quoting "unofficial police sources", reported that staff at University College Hospital had been passed an internal memo asking them to look out for a black, possibly Asian man, around 6ft 2ins tall, possibly with wires protruding from a hole in his blue top. They were instructed to call 999 if they saw the man, according to the report.